Reviews on Steam can sometimes be collected into a separate collection of quotes.
But especially for you, I tried to select the funniest and most “let it not bomb me, don’t bomb it” reviews.
(If you remember anything else, add it in the comments)
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I see you’re wearing a mask, son? Thinking about who to become? I’ll tell you, let you know where to go in life.
So look. A stormtrooper means flying into a bank and EVRYBADI DOWN ZIS FROM E ROBBERY and pouring lead on the guards with both hands. If the boys run out of cartridges, you scatter them around you and laugh, laugh, temporarily pouring lead on the police without wasting ammunition. Then you take a machine gun and BREAK THEIR ROTTEN SKULLS TWICE AS FAST. And even if they put you down, it WILL NOT STOP YOU AND YOUR MACHINE GUN FROM DESTROYING THE FUCKING SPECIAL FORCES. And then the press conference, you stand up and say – I AM IRON MAN.
A manipulator is you intelligently entering https://noaccount-casinos.co.uk/no-id-verification/ the bank, tapping your cane and saying, “Gentlemen, please lie down on the ground, this is, in fact, not a robbery, you can say, if I may, this is the very best justice.”. And everyone lies down, you politely pull their hands off, and then the guard runs out and pokes you in the face with his dirty gun. You pull back the trunk and smile tenderly at him, “Here, my dear, how much do you get? Why are you so nervous? Calm down. Let’s work for us here a little, and then we’ll give you some of the money, yes? You’ll just hit your colleagues a little over the heads, but you’ll return to your wife rich, okay?». And he thinks and understands that you are right, the little devil, and sparkles light up in his eyes and he takes your side. And you fell, even if you don’t care, you take a headshot to the head and again op – and you’re on your feet, because you’re a MESSIAH WITH A GUN.
Technician – you slowly walk into the bank, say, “Well, lie down on the floor, on. You don’t have to go to bed, I don’t give a fuck."And while people are screaming and running, you are busily mining the passages. And then, while installing your very fast and silent drill, you hear the special forces being blown up by mines. Even the clocker, even the shields. And my soul immediately feels warmer. And then, having already opened the storage, you put a couple of turrets in the aisles and quickly carry handbags while your darlings smash these freaks into pieces, because you are BULLETPROOF!
Ghost – you are not telling anyone anything, because you have already come from the roof, removed the sentry, answered his pager, opened the room with cameras with a jammer, removed the guard on the cameras, opened the safe with your hands, without a drill, threw your bags out the window, jumped out of the window, picked up your bags and are already going home, because you are a professional.
A fugitive is you running into a bank, shooting at the ceiling, yelling I’M NOT GOING TO PRISON AGAIN, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, blowing off the guard’s head. then the second, special forces arrive, you rush around the bank, using cover, in one suit, dodging bullets as you run and distributing crits and headshots from two pistols. When the drill finishes, you take a couple of bags, cut a hole in the fence, throw money into the van, get a fatal headshot from a sniper, but still manage to reach the car before falling into it, stunned. Sneaky ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Choose wisely, muchacho. It’s a choice forever. Well, or for the next hundred levels.
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But what about Skyrim – this is when you start a fist fight in the small town of Morthal in order to earn the next 100 septims, and suddenly your companion begins to hit your opponent with an ax, then two dragons fly in, your opponent probably decides that he is fighting with them and takes out a two-handed hammer, you run out of Morthal to the adjacent swamps to fight with dragons in open space, kill both of them in turn, and then you attacked by several frost spiders who are attacked by mudcrabs. And all this time your opponent in fist fights is running after you with a two-handed hammer, followed by your housecarl. And then the guy who stole the other guy’s rawhide pants runs past and gives them to you and says he’ll be right back for them.
THIS IS WHEN YOU ARE WALKING AROUND SKYRIM AND LOOKING FOR ETHERIUM SHARDS TO OPEN THE DWEMER FORGE, AND YOU FIND A NECROMANCER ALTAR FROM A COW’S RIBS AND A CHICKEN’S NEST, UNDER WHICH LIE CHICKEN EGGS AND A SOUL STONE, AND THERE ARE… GHOST CHICKENS RUNNING AROUND! GHOST CHICKENS.
Rather, because if the Hulk goes berserk, kills a lot of people and destroys half the city, they will scold him and let him go. And if his pants rip in front of some child’s eyes, he’ll be locked up for a long time.